“I’m sorry, but you’ve left me with no choice.”
“Please …”
“It’s too late for begging and pleading now. You’ve made your bed, now it’s time to lie in it.”
“You can’t do this.”
“Oh, I think you’ll find I can, and I will. There’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“What if-”
“I have made my position abundantly clear. There is no grey area. I have made my mind up and my decision is final.”
“But think about the consequences of your actions. The repercussions.”
“Do you think I, with such force of will and determination, care about consequences?”
“You should-”
“Soon you will be put back in your place. Back where you belong. You are nothing. You are not important.”
“I just try-”
“The world will look upon my works and fear me.”
“I don’t think that-”
“I am not afraid. I will NOT BE SILENCED. My voice will be heard.”
“Nobody is silencing you.”
“SHUT UP. It is time.”
“No. Nooo.”
“This is it.”
“Oh Jesus Christ.”
“Here I go.”
“Arrrrrggghhh.”
“This is going to hurt you so, so much. There, it’s done. I have unfollowed you on Twitter, and not only that, I have told you that I’m unfollowing you because I didn’t agree with something you said. I also did it with a .@ so everyone else knows I’m not following you anymore. My act of incredible defiance will inspire countless others to do the same. The revolution begins here.”
“Oh no, how will I ever cope? The pain is too great.”
“Hahaha, you’ll think twice now about saying things in future I bet.”
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“ANSWER ME AT ONCE YOU IGNORANT CUNT.”
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*Hits follow button again*