January 18, 2017 andrewmangan

A handy guide to modern online terminology

These days, when there is so much online debatediscussiondiscoursedialogue … people calling each other names … it’s hard to know what all the terms and acronyms they use mean.

Some of them are obvious. If a person says they’re part of the alt-right, it means they’re likely to be a stupid, racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, neo-nazi piece of shit.

Others, however, are not so clear. So, to help you understand what it all means and what the hell people are saying, here’s a handy guide.

Snowflake: If you call somebody this, you are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat. If somebody calls you this, they are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat.

SJW (Social Justice Warrior): If you call somebody this, you are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat. If somebody calls you this, they are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat.

Virtue signalling: If you accuse somebody of this, you are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat. If somebody accuses you of this, they are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat.

Cuck: If you call somebody this, you are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat. If somebody calls you this, they are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat.

Libtard: If you call somebody this, you are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat. If somebody calls you this, they are a stupid, witless, unoriginal twat.

White genocide: If you encounter anyone who thinks this is real, they are a racist, stupid, witless, unoriginal twat. If you yourself think this is real, you are a racist, stupid, witless, unoriginal twat.

We hope this clears things up and allows you to mute, block or dismiss anyone who uses these terms because, frankly, they’re not worth wasting your time on.

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